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Ski Areas in Washington State
Hello and welcome to my blog. As you can see by the title, this particular blog entry is about Ski Areas in Washington State.
First and Foremost; you have Summit at Snoqualmie. Summit at Snoqualmie sucks ass. Dont go there if you dont have to. The only thing thats half worth going to is the Holy Olie revival.
Next is Stevens Pass. Stevens is pretty okay. They have a large park if youre into that sort of thing, and a variety of terrain. Problem is, its swarmed constantly by rich prick teenagers and steezy snow gangsters on skiis. These dumbasses are annoying and take away from your enjoyment of the mountain. Also; curly pubes and gauges in your ears. That is another thing you can expect.
Another ski area in Washington is Crystal mountain. I have never been there but hear good things.
Another ski area in Washington is Mt. Baker. Though some would argue that it is plagued by dumb-ass management , it can still prove to be very enjoyable. Though it HAS ABSOLUTELY NO TERRAIN park, that dosent matter because terrain parks are for men of questionable sexual status. There is a very wide variety of terrain that can be enjoyable. Mt. Baker is prone, however, to temper tantrums of shitty weather that can really be a sharp pain in the dick.
In conclusion, thank you for reading this blog entry. My next entry will surely be about lo fi indie rock from the early and mid nineties.
First and Foremost; you have Summit at Snoqualmie. Summit at Snoqualmie sucks ass. Dont go there if you dont have to. The only thing thats half worth going to is the Holy Olie revival.
Next is Stevens Pass. Stevens is pretty okay. They have a large park if youre into that sort of thing, and a variety of terrain. Problem is, its swarmed constantly by rich prick teenagers and steezy snow gangsters on skiis. These dumbasses are annoying and take away from your enjoyment of the mountain. Also; curly pubes and gauges in your ears. That is another thing you can expect.
Another ski area in Washington is Crystal mountain. I have never been there but hear good things.
Another ski area in Washington is Mt. Baker. Though some would argue that it is plagued by dumb-ass management , it can still prove to be very enjoyable. Though it HAS ABSOLUTELY NO TERRAIN park, that dosent matter because terrain parks are for men of questionable sexual status. There is a very wide variety of terrain that can be enjoyable. Mt. Baker is prone, however, to temper tantrums of shitty weather that can really be a sharp pain in the dick.
In conclusion, thank you for reading this blog entry. My next entry will surely be about lo fi indie rock from the early and mid nineties.
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